I'm retarded. Again.
oh god the rape fog is back!
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes