Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
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she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
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I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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