Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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