We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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