How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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