I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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