One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
She said her name was "party"
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
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i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
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At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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