Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
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