I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
false alarm, still single
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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