we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Randomize
