when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
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I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
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That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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