OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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