There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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