That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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