We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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