That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
