jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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