Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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