Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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