I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
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He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
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They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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