I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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