it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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