Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
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