i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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