margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
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my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
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I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
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