Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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