The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
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I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
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He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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