she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
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so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
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You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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