can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
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I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
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so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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