I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Me. At least after what I've been through.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
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