I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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