i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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