i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
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