Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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