he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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