I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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