I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
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that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
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Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize