yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
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The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
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I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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