did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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