It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
The best revenge is premature balding
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
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Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
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He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I still have a little drunk in my system
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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