people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
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it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Is her dick bigger than yours?
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I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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