sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
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She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
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he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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