i just google imaged poop.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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