just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
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yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
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i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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