Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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