Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
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July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
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Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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