How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Randomize
