i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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