i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
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I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
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holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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