It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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