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I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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