belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I pour the whiskey from now on
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Randomize
