I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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