I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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