were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
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I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
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Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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