WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
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In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
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Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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