He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
nutella sex= disaster
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
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who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
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That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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