What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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